I am quite a generous soul, so, clueless Google friends, I will, from time to time, answer your questions for you.
Today's question comes from Mrs Dim, in North America:
Q: How do I announce my pregnancy to my friend, who I know has been trying to get pregnant for some time?
(That was seriously what she typed into the search engine!)
A: Well, Mrs Dim. The answer is simple. You are not really this lady's friend, because if you were, you would have done one of two things:
- Become infertile yourself, OR, if you were too selfish to manage that, then
- Hold off becoming pregnant until your friend becomes pregnant, adopts, otherwise comes to a solution which works for her, moves a very long way away (eg, Antarctica), dies, has a sex-change, or all of the above.
THAT be a friend.
I hope I have been of some assistance.
Yours sincerely
Dr Barreness. MBBS, BSc (majoring in Twitter, and Bisted)
